Make sure to wear at least one inexplicable feather. Push your hair back furiously. Loom menacing in the dark. Repeat yourself. California. Drag dramatically on a cigarette and let the smoke surround you like a halo. Adjust the microphone stand to the point of frustration. Loose the microphone stand. Pause.
Last night was a great time. “Douche #7″ sang “I Can’t Live (If Living is Without You)” to kick off the night. A few were slayed by the Rant-O-Wheel, but we managed to pick up with a powerhouse performance by Alex Gross, who we learned is Steve’s illegitimate son. Over the course of the night, we also learned the definition of “Beanwagon” (racial epithet used by stepfathers), how to find your spirit animal (it involves a cactus), and that Steve is not real, which you can read about in an Allegheny Community College Professor’s latest book. Even though we like your girlfriend better than we like you, we’re going to miss you, Steve.
Tags: Rant-O-Wheel, Second Stories, Steve Manheart
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