Jaime Fountaine is a writer, performer, Doctor Who enthusiast, Geatorette, and Oxford comma proponent.
She lives in Philadelphia, where she is the host of Toiling in Obscurity, a quarterly performance series, and Second Stories, a monthly storytelling show, both at The Dive, and The Rant-O-Wheel, a storytelling competition at the Philly Improv Theater.
She also co-hosts the Sex Crimes! Podcast with Ilana Heilweil, where they discuss their mutal love of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

u are cool
that means you were born on my birthday!
It is the hubris of (wo)man to think one can invent oneself after being late to one’s own birth. It is the reality of Jaime that proves this thought possible.
Blaise, you spelled “Octavius” wrong.